Hottest Porn To Watch In Quarantine – No More Boredom
The world is facing a global threat that we may not see again in our lifetime.
The stock market has collapsed, countries are closing their borders and idiots are buying endless toilet rolls.
The advice for many people is to stay home and limit social contact for the good of society. This is our time to shine by staying in our homes and not leaving until all this has blown over.
This task is going to get boring. There will come a point where you cannot rely on your Pornhub favorites to get you off after the hundredth watch.
Get prepared.
You will need new porn to watch in quarantine. You will need it to not just be sexy, but you need it to keep you occupied for hours at a time.
It needs to be free, because who’s got money in this economy?
And you need it to fucking horny because honestly, being in lockdown sucks and you need this.
Four sexy places for porn to watch in quarantine (plus a sneaky extra if you’ve got a few bucks to blow)
Chaturbate
First off, cam and chat site Chaturbate. This one is an absolute gem because it’s not just a quick one and done and it’s truly free too.
Girls start the show completely clothed and chat to their viewers. Hense ‘Chaturbate’ because y’know. Chat first. ‘Bate later.
Being the world’s largest cam site, you’ll most likely find girls from your country unless you’re from somewhere really obscure. Use the filters to find your ideal look.
Once you’ve got a free account, you can chat with the girls. Form a bond. Talk about quarantine and the great toilet roll shortage. Orrrrr you can tip a little and they’ll do nearly any sexy thing you can imagine.
Of course, eventually, someone will tip and the model will shed her clothes and you’ll get to see a really hot show. These girls know how to get an audience really worked up. But the real beauty is, if you get in a show early and leave when the model signs off, you can kill between 3 – 4 hours in quarantine and the time will absolutely fly by.
Don’t forget to follow the girls you love so you can find them again. You wouldn’t want to lose your new lock-down favorite in the crowd.
Choose a Chaturbate girlfriend…
Nutaku
This one is mostly for Hentai lovers. But I have a sneaking feeling that even if you’re not so into Hentai, you might get a kick out of this.
Nutaku is a gaming company that produces adult games. You can play on your mobile or PC, either in your browser or there’s a free download option for all the games. Which is a great choice if we go full apocalypse and the internet goes down.
Games include:
Fap CEO
Fap CEO is an amazingly named clicker game.
You build your own company by employing camgirls and putting them to work for you. Grow your company, sell it and then make an even bigger company with the money.
If you do well and you’re a popular boss, you’re rewarded in-game with hentai nudes and interactive scenes.
Some hentai games are more about the hentai and less about the game, I’ve played some truly awful dating sims. But Fap CEO is a genuinely fun porn game, there’s a big community of players and regular updates from the developers. I actually gave it a review and liked what I found.
If you’re in to hentai, this is a must. But if you can take hentai or leave it, you could spend hours playing before you need to take care of anything else.
As it’s a clicker, you’ll always have one hand free…
Harem Heroes
An RPG where the resident girls have gone wild for sex. A more desirable universe than one where the residents have gone wild for tinned goods.
Build your harem and go on lewd missions. There are over 369 girls to discover and loads of art and hentai scenes that are unlockable.
Booty Calls
This is a hentai dating sim. Charm the girls and show them a good time and you will be well rewarded. This is one of the most played games on Nutaku, so it’s likely to be lots of fun.
You might even be sad to return to the real world, which shouldn’t be an issue for a few more weeks. Or months.
There are loads of other porn games too…
So many that self-isolation will quickly fly by. Although some of the titles are older and have a bit less content, you’ll have plenty to do playing the most popular games.
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Pornhub Premium
This one has been in the mainstream news a lot, so it would be wrong not to tip my hat to Pornhub.
Italy announced it was placing the villages in the north of the country into quarantine last week. Pornhub, being the corporate version of an absolute legend, stepped up to offer aid to the distressed nation. Pornhub premium was offered free of charge to residents of Italy.
The offer has since been extended to Spain as they’ve introduced similar measures to cope with the Coronavirus.
If you’re not in these countries, you can still get access to all Pornhub’s premium content for free for a week.
The front page of the internet, Reddit, is a favorite for meme farmers, news seekers, weird communities… In fact, I waste so much time on Reddit I’m almost reluctant to share it with newcomers.
The guy who got me in to Reddit has wasted so much of my life over so many years. If you’re out there Tom, fuck you. But I’m also doing it to others so I’m definitely no better.
So in your search for boredom relief, you may of spend a lot of time on Reddit already. But maybe you didn’t know that Reddit has an amazing porn-y underbelly.
I always recommend Reddit to people who enjoy very niche porn, because there are so many little communities sharing the types of porn they are in to. Is it time for a deep dive?
Your first port of call should be RedditList.com/nsfw.
These guys keep track of the biggest subreddits, but are also kind enough to keep track of the NSFW element too.
There are pages and pages of subreddits with active communities here. Everything in the first two pages will have updates nearly every hour, that’s videos and pictures with their own discussions underneath. Of course, that thins out as you go further down.
Some of the niche porn Subreddits that are bigger than I thought they might be.
Niche Porn Subreddits
ExtraMile – Extra mile is a subreddit dedicated to those actresses who go the extra mile on camera and perform unsimulated sex acts in mainstream movies.
WtSSTaDaMiT – This is an acronym. When the sun shines through a dress and makes it transparent. Over the last week, they had over 10,000 visits, which might be because everyone is at home right now. Either way, cute girls in see-through dresses.
BorednIgnored – In their own words “A porn subreddit where the woman is either acting completely irritated, bored or is ignoring the actions of the man altogether and acting as if he doesn’t exist while he fucks her or masturbates on or near her.” Sadly not a self help group for those in quarantine.
There’s also r/gangbang, r/anal and r/cumsluts if you’re shamelessly mainstream. Don’t forget to sort by ‘top’ to get the really, really good stuff.
Bonus! Cheap Premium Snapchat
So I’ve given you four great free options. With a bit of luck, you’ll have enough free porn to watch in quarantine to keep you going until the pandemic blows over.
But maybe you’re happy to put a little bit of money in the pot to get something that little bit extra. So, how about this? If you’re on Snapchat, you can really spice up your friend list by adding adult models.
You’ll receive the most explicit life updates, video shows, and selfies and you can message the models privately too. Lots of the girls update every day, and so you’ll always have something sexy to keep you busy.
These ten Snapchats all offer a very low price for a lifetime membership. So no matter what happens, as long as the model is being naughty you’ll be getting the action straight to your phone.
I hope you enjoyed this article on the best porn to watch in quarantine. Stay safe out there and don’t forget to wash your hands!
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